IRC people must be the stupidest on internets. They are so easy to maipulate and annoy...
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<Crypticorifislit> No way.
<mad_madam_mim> yo
<Crypticorifislit> Hi.
<mad_madam_mim> and no
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> hey I got banned from VF flash chat.. it's stupid, some girl wants you out, all she needs to do is say "I feel harrassed" and heroic admin will ban u.. ridiculous, others were using much worse language
<mad_madam_mim> as in, if you piss off the girl you are screwing.
<mad_madam_mim> surely piss off isnt a british term
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<mad_madam_mim> it was in pulp ficion.
<mad_madam_mim> vf.TakkuSucksYou, why are you complaining to us??
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> because I need to complain to SOMEONE ACDBzIOP well really... for test
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I wanna see what are the common guidelines in VF
<gameprograma> ACDzß•QÎ
<gameprograma> mad_madam_mim: Hey! I like his complaint.
<mad_madam_mim> !rules
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<mad_madam_mim> there.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> !rules
<Crypticorifislit> What a strange room.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> very ver ystrange
<gameprograma> "I feel harrassed" and "heroic admin".
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I think you are all freaks
<gameprograma> Total hilarity.
<Crypticorifislit> ...
<Crypticorifislit> This is my first time on this chat.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> same here
<Milktoast> piss off is pretty Australian
<Crypticorifislit> Don't put yourself in the same boat as me.
<mad_madam_mim> you think -we- are freaks?!
<Crypticorifislit> You look like a paedophile.
<Crypticorifislit> Me > You.
<mad_madam_mim> Can I get in your boat on this one?
<mad_madam_mim> cause, you took the words right outta my mouth =D
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> yes I like little girls on my boat
<mad_madam_mim> I dont want to be in YOUR board
<mad_madam_mim> boat*
<mad_madam_mim> fool..
<Milktoast> boats moats coats floats
<Milktoast> ahh
<Milktoast> I'm going crazy.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> is there any suckable chix0rs in here?
<mad_madam_mim> THIS is why you got removed from that chat
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> preferabel age -18 oh excuse me +18 of course hehe
<Crypticorifislit> Oh, taking the words in return?
<mad_madam_mim> dont you think there should be a majority vote kick on irc
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> stupidity increases with numbers
<mad_madam_mim> like, you start it, and if there are enough votes
<mad_madam_mim> the person is kicked?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> heyyyy WAIT A MINUTE MADAM
<Milktoast> mad_madam_mim... I think that most of the ops would be kicked if so were the case
<Crypticorifislit> They have that on Steam games.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> someone .... person A starts a vote to get person B kicked.. ok?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> so, what keeps person B from reacting by starting his own vote to get A kicked?
<Crypticorifislit> Where's Ryan?
<Milktoast> But you see, Crypticorifislit... that would work on Steam
<Crypticorifislit> (katanshin)
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> it would go stupid and childlish warfare... and irc is way too stupid allready
<Milktoast> because people are there for a reason
<mad_madam_mim> well person b wouldnt know
<Milktoast> we're just like atoms floating in space in this room, casually bumping and passing remarks at each other
<mad_madam_mim> and as for not liking the ops
<Crypticorifislit> Congratulations, you called people stupid and misspelled "childish" and "already".
<mad_madam_mim> the only people in here who ever have a problem with the ops are people who cant follow rules - ACDzߕQΠ-
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> h ohohoh madam so, doingstuff secretly?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> that would just make it MORE stupid and irritating
<Milktoast> Well, when Mercurial was op
<Milktoast> I really disliked that
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> then there would be all this gossuping going on in private "I WANNA KNOW WHO VOTED ME OUT" "I bet it as that and that... I'm on your side.. I 'm onot on your side.. I side with him sorry!"
<Milktoast> he's a genuine douchebag
* Penis coughs on you all
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> YACK!1
<mad_madam_mim> vf.TakkuSucksYou, you are irritating
<mad_madam_mim> if you did it in private
<Milktoast> Agreed
<mad_madam_mim> I would be happy
<Milktoast> Group kick?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> cryptic stupid was well earned and i dont care for mispellings
<Crypticorifislit> Hypocrite.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> and btw I am most of the time irritating solely ON PURPOSE
<Crypticorifislit> I'm surprised you even had the intelligence to make your way to the chat rooms.
<Milktoast> haha
<Crypticorifislit> It must require capability that is nigh above comatose.
<mad_madam_mim> if I try to kick him
<mad_madam_mim> it says
<mad_madam_mim> "you are not the channel operator"
<mad_madam_mim> like DUH >=\
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> oh my how sad
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I feel for you
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> NOT
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> x)
<mad_madam_mim> you are 32.
<Crypticorifislit> How adult of you.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> yes I am 32 .. and a half!!! ^^
<mad_madam_mim> get out the school mentality
<Crypticorifislit> Next he's going to giggle and call you a dummy face.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> don't try pulling that show Madam, I KNOW I turn women liek u on ACDBzI¶•
<Milktoast> vf.TakkuSucksYou - If you are 32, that's even sadder than my first presumption of 14.
<mad_madam_mim> women like me?
<Crypticorifislit> NP: Burial - Endorphin [01:28/02:57]
<mad_madam_mim> pray tell, what IS a woman like me?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> ,you are defining at the moment a woman liek u ACDBzIR
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> isn't that logical ?
<Crypticorifislit> I need to shave.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> Cryptic O . who?
<mad_madam_mim> not at all
<Crypticorifislit> ...
<Penis> ms sell, you're a msiltc
<mad_madam_mim> from where I am sitting a women like me would not touch you
<Crypticorifislit> ...........
<mad_madam_mim> with a bargepole
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> oh, the instinctive "NO" - argument has entered the ring
<Crypticorifislit> ..........................................
<mad_madam_mim> Mr mac

<mad_madam_mim> how are you feeling today sweetie?
<Penis>

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<Penis> horrible
<Milktoast> Crypticorifislit there's a spam counter in here that will kick you
<mad_madam_mim> so I am asking you to discribe, what sort of women go for you
<Crypticorifislit> NP: Ccile Corbel - La Fille Damnee [00:03/04:12]
<Penis> my throats feeling horrible V_V
<mad_madam_mim> Mr mac- did you go to your friends for a smoke?
<Penis> no
<Penis> :o
<mad_madam_mim> good!
* mad_madam_mim is suprised
<mad_madam_mim> I did
<mad_madam_mim> and now I have a sore throat
<Penis> i know better when im sick
<Penis> ><
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> well it was nice messing with your minds, I'll get back to the forum convers. about ceramic knifes that don't show up on metal detectorses...
<gameprograma> ACDzß•QÎ
<Crypticorifislit> How do you do action commands in here?
<mad_madam_mim> I wasnt sick
<Penis> =p
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> ..sometimes my girlfriends''' parents become a problem in court...
<Crypticorifislit> Is it / me?
<mad_madam_mim> type / me
<Crypticorifislit> OK, thanks.
* Crypticorifislit slowly pulls a giraffe out of back pocket and climbs on top and plays the ukelele.
<gameprograma> Man
<gameprograma> I was gonna say Alt+F4
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<gameprograma> ACDBzIK
<Crypticorifislit> I'm a noob to this particular channel, not a noob to the internet.
<gameprograma> Well, there's Ctrl+W
<mad_madam_mim> sometimes I press those things
<mad_madam_mim> just to make them happy
<gameprograma> OR
<mad_madam_mim> Im just nice like that..
<gameprograma> Ctrl+F4
<gameprograma> Anyway
<Penis> /part and /quit are in a boat. if /quit pushes /part overboard, whos left in the water?
<gameprograma> Several options.
<mad_madam_mim> ACDzß•QÎ
<mad_madam_mim> so Im dying my hair today
<Milktoast> you know, if you type /part and then the nick of the name you want to leave, it quits them for you.
<gameprograma> Go green.
<gameprograma> Literally.
<gameprograma> Milktoast: ACDzß•QÎ
<Crypticorifislit> Oh muh gawd rly?
<Milktoast> No, not really.
<mad_madam_mim> Im doing my roots over white blonde, the rest of it lighter than white and then purple/blue through my underfringe
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> if you type /party will you leave?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> seems no
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> no
<Penis> :o
<Penis> pics of when its done
<Crypticorifislit> That sounds good, madam.
<mad_madam_mim> this guy keeps talking about hitting on small children
<Crypticorifislit> NP: Lustre - The Light Of Eternity [00:07/13:41]
<mad_madam_mim> I WANT HIM REMOVED >=\
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> hahaha x)
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I love when they get like that
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> madam are you ssssmokiiingg
<Milktoast> vf.TakkuSucksYou: You are really quite annoying.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I know it's a SPORT for me.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I'm 33 years old
<mad_madam_mim> Smoking hot?
<mad_madam_mim> yes.
<mad_madam_mim> damn ticketty
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> an old annoying mean BITCH
<Crypticorifislit> This time always yields sex deprived idiots.
<mad_madam_mim> and Im totaly out of your league.
<Crypticorifislit> I don't understand why.
<Milktoast> I mean it's like you're trying to be annoying though, which absolutely kills it for you
<Milktoast> You're not trolling... you're just annoying
<Milktoast> ACDzß•QÎ
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<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I just thought today: in western culture YOUTH is OVERRATED
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> with age cums joys that are not possible when you are young
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> such as TEASING N TORMENTING the young people!! HAR HAR HAR
<mad_madam_mim> you are not teasing, or tormenting anyone
<mad_madam_mim> other than the fleeting wish to be sick in my mouth at the sight of your picture
<Crypticorifislit> Flattering yourself a bit much there, sir.
<Crypticorifislit> Uh oh. You said the 'm' word.
<mad_madam_mim> ...
<mad_madam_mim> should I panic now, or later?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> Eh? w00t ?
<Crypticorifislit> Just when he finds out how to contact you.
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<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I 'm figuring women are usually most easy to make the move on right after making them angry
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> maybe got something to do with blood circulation
<gameprograma> What?
<gameprograma> Seriously. What?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> same as when they have periods
<Crypticorifislit> NP: Arktau Eos - The Star-Sower Awakens [00:40/02:43]
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> lots of circulation down there = angree
<mad_madam_mim> I know this all seems very funny
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I'm just getting biological on you here
<mad_madam_mim> but last night I went to my friends house
<gameprograma> Or you're getting idiotic on us here.
<mad_madam_mim> weve been best friends for years, he is married with a kid
<Penis> x:
<mad_madam_mim> and he had a friend over
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> both, gameprogam A , both my little ffriend.d..d.
<mad_madam_mim> his friend hit on me ALL night
<mad_madam_mim> in every different way possible. I am not a subtle person either
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> it was me, dear ACDBzIOP
<Penis> ACDzß•QÎ
<Milktoast> seinfeld is on
<Milktoast> life is complete.
<Crypticorifislit> hay gurl kan i haz ur numbah
<gameprograma> mad_madam_mim: So what happened?
<mad_madam_mim> he carried on
<Milktoast> Ew... Frasier
<mad_madam_mim> regardless
<mad_madam_mim> three hours
<Crypticorifislit> NP: Aymrev Erkroz Prevre - Les Montagnes Hallucines [00:09/60:00]
<Milktoast> I smell of BO, slightly.
<mad_madam_mim> then he got to the point where he thought it was best to go home
<mad_madam_mim> which made my evening
<Penis> ACDzß•QÎ
<Milktoast> ACDzß•QÎ
<mad_madam_mim> but karl had fallen asleep by that point.
<mad_madam_mim> bastard didnt help me AT ALL
<Milktoast> Oh golly.
<Milktoast> It was just the three of you, too?
<gameprograma> And here I was thinking there was going to be a climax to the story...
<gameprograma> Fail. ACDBzIK
<mad_madam_mim> well no
<Crypticorifislit> It was more amusing than what was already on the screen.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> Cryptic Orifice netterr! U can Has MY number!!1 +358 46 586 0214
<mad_madam_mim> yeah it was just the three of us
<mad_madam_mim> It was just like this guy though
<mad_madam_mim> cause he did think he was being funny
<Penis> ms sell, should i coach him? :o
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I AM funny.. for my self. I''m amusing myself.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> at yoiur expense ACDBzIR understand now?
<mad_madam_mim> I understood from the beginning. That makes you a base creature.
<mad_madam_mim> do YOU understand?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> btw what server are we on?
<Milktoast> BO and stinky feet.
<Milktoast> vf.TakkuSucksYou.. irc.webmaster.com
<Crypticorifislit> Stop commenting on everything I say, Takku. I'm a male. I will not have sex with you.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> No. I do not follow you, madam . ACDBzI4 I am just a stupid worm.-
<mad_madam_mim> most "adults" are capable of amusing themselves. Humour at the age of about 4-5 is centered around others reactions
<mad_madam_mim> you are well past that stage.
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> Cryptic Orifice Dobnt worry, you won't remember anything ACDBzIR
<Penis> i amuse myself every night
<Penis> sometimes twice a night
<Crypticorifislit> Your body and mine would never come into contact.
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<gameprograma> Dude. I was a walking avalanche of hilarity at age 4 or 5.
<Crypticorifislit> Nevermind the fact that a monitor separates us both, but you're stuck in faery land.
<mad_madam_mim> ACDzß•QÎ
<gameprograma> Lost my touch, though.
<mad_madam_mim> I love kids like that
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> game prog sorry to hear dat.. wut hapened?
<vf.TakkuSucksYou> I also love kids like that.